Each week, BX brings you “The Bald and the Beautiful.” This week we look at ex-newlywed Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson is known as a blond bombshell. Her gorgeous, long, blond hair is embraced by the media, envied by every girl aged 13-30+, and drooled over by every straight male in the U.S.  Her hair has helped her get away with such gems as, “Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says Chicken … by the sea. Is that stupid?”

But is Jessica still sexy enough to ponder chicken vs. tuna if her signature blond hair disappears?

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Bald Jessica courtesy of Worth 1000 member Phillpsp.