Okay, men. We get it. Your nether regions react a bit more delicately to environmental situations like heat and humidity. But that does not give you an all-access pass to groping them in public (and skeeving out any women within a 10-mile radius) while you readjust a sticky situation.
Or does it?
Baller Jeans thinks men should be free to banish bat wings whenever the need should arise, thanks to its in-jeaniusly designed line of denim featuring a glove for a pocket. Yup — you heard right. Because it’s just too difficult to readjust in private (or apparently using your regular pocket), now men can wiggle their digits into a glove-shaped pocket and go to town.
So how did this brainchild come about? The Baller Jeans website explains:
Zak was attempting to discretely scratch and adjust himself without the need to draw attention to his covert activities. Let’s just say Zak is not exactly subtle in such activities…It was in that moment of laughter and comments filling the air that Zak had his breakthrough…Why not have a glove for a pocket! It was this simple idea that turned a teenager into a fashion innovator.
Oooohhh. So a teenager came up with the idea. Nothing against teens, but it all seems to be coming together now.
The jeans themselves come in oh-so-classy styles like G-Love, which has an imprint of hands squarely on the back pockets (because you can never have too many ways to show you like to grab yourself and be grabbed).
Prices range from $99 – $149, so if you have a pair of big ones, grab a pair now for that perfect holiday gift!
Photos: Baller Jeans