Ever really wish you had a handlebar mustache? How about a bloody nose like you’ve been sucker punched, but you don’t want the actual pain or mess? No fear — Insta Face Bandanas by Cyanide Stitches are here.

These hand-embroidered handkerchiefs sold on Etsy (yes, another one of those crazy Etsy finds) allow you to get the look you’ve been dying for but without the permanence that appeals to your wimpier side. And you get a bandana to boot, which, as the brand says, is “great for cold days, biking to work, outdoor winter sports, getting people to believe you’re 20 years older than you actually are, or impressing your special someone.”

So, hipsters rejoice!  As for the rest of us, we’re fine with staring at you and thinking, “WTF.”

(Note: These could be cute for kids, but we have a feeling that’s not who they’re aimed at).

Photos: Cyanide Stitches