Dear Claire’s,

Y’all I got a killer idea. What’s, like, the most favorite thing in the world to eat for dinner. Cheetos, right? Sean Preston and Jayden just love a good ole Cheetos casserole.  Cheetos grits make me go hog wild myself, but whatever. Anyway, what if you could taste that down-home cookin’ ALL THE TIME?

So here’s the deal — we make lip balm that’s flavored like Cheetos. I mean, you put lip balm on your lips, so you’ll always taste it!  A country gal can only go so far with strawberry and cherry, and it’s been a coon’s age since a new flavor has come along, and I swear, y’all — this is it!

I say we go whole hog. After we get the lip balm in stores, let’s make some Cheetos flavored gum — ooh — and maybe condoms.

xoxo
Britney Spears

Photo: Cheetos Lip Balm