Ever wonder what happens when a muppet throws up? You get Fluffies — fuzzy legwarmers favored by attention-seeking “cyber goths,” club dancers and rave-goers. Available at fine online establishments like Vinyl Dolls and Etsy shop The Sky Was Pink , you’ll have your pick of fuzzy Fluffies made of faux fur and even glitter strands in an array of colors and patterns.

Fashionable? Not so much. But if your goal is to hit the club looking like the Cookie Monster is humping your leg, then you’ve found your match.