Have you ever just stared at a room in your house and felt like something was missing? That perfect piece of decor that would just tie in the room’s theme altogether? Well, demented ladies and gents, the answer may have been thudding beneath your tires all along. Roadkill rug, anyone?

Oh, yes — because you couldn’t get enough of the sight of poor, defenseless wildlife flattened on the side of a road, thanks to Oooms, you can now bring that bit of nature right into your living room. For a mere 3,400 Euros — that’s about $4,300 — you too could have your very own Oooms Roadkill carpet to cover up those pesky hardwood floors.

Notice how the “blood” looks three-dimensional — so chic!

Faux death really livens up a space, no?

Run down your own roadkill rug at the Oooms website.

Photos: Oooms