We’re all for girl power and embracing the beauty of the female form. But we cross the line at wearing anything that depicts certain female “forms.” Move over boob scarf – there’s a new WTF of the Week in town: Vulva Pendants.

That’s right. At the “Feminist shop of handmade Vulva love by VulvaLoveLovely” Etsy shop, you can snatch up a necklace with a pendant portraying an ultra-realistic looking lady part. In fact, they’re so realistic, we can’t show them here, but you can click here to check out an example of a necklace the site says is “RESERVED for members of the Order of the Clitorati.”

For less than $100, you can have your own lady bits sculpted into the pendant, so you can proudly show off your inner beauty (well, at least your inner labia). Just send in a picture of your parts after purchasing, and the shop will take care of the rest. Visit the VulvaLoveL0vely Etsy shop (WARNING: Not Safe For Work) for more information and to be totally grossed out.

Photo: Bethany Carlson