When the “Jersey Shore” girls want to hit up the club and save some dough, we’re betting they PMS it (Pregame, Mooch free drinks, and Smuggle in liquor). But what’s a guidette to do when her bulky flask won’t fit in her cleavage-baring tank top?

For these classy ladies, Papa Bert has the answer: The WineRack Flask-Bra.

As the feminine answer to the brand’s BeerBelly, the Papa Bert WineRack Flask Bra ($29.99) gives ladies a way to carry their favorite adult beverage, while giving their “girls” a big boost. The drink-smuggling device can hold the equivalent of 64 shots, 6.8 beers or 3.2 bottles of wine, all while transforming an A cup into a pair of bursting DDs.

According to the brand, the WineRack Flask Bra is “better than a boob job and cheaper too!” Need more proof? The Papa Bert website also purports that “sporting the WineRack will even give Pamela Anderson a run for her money,” and that it “has been featured in PlayBoy (which means it must be good).”

So the next time the gorgeous, gelled guido at the bar says, “Nice rack,” the well-prepared guidette can confidently agree.

Photos: Papa Bert