Don’t you just hate waking up every morning wishing you had the perfect nighttime support for your girls? With all the tossing and turning, your breasts really take a beating, leading to unsightly chest wrinkles — a huge problem for women. At least, that’s what the folks at Intimia seem to believe.
So how does the company suggest you avoid rack wrinkling short of botoxing your boobies? Simply heave apart your cleavage with the new Intimia Breast Pillow.
Created by aesthetic nurse specialist, Irene Komsky, R.N., the Breast Pillow “comfortably separates the breasts while you sleep in any position, preventing new wrinkles from forming and improving existing lines.” And for the ultra-low price of $59.95, you too can have your own satin strap-on pillow that looks about as comfortable as wearing a jock strap looped around your arms.
But don’t keep your breasts’ new bff to yourself — Intimia urges you to buy one for your mom. After all, what better Mother’s Day gift is there than a cushy reminder that her breasts will never be as bountiful as they once were.